My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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