Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
His hands were made for my vagina.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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