How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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