I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Yo dont text me then not text me
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize