whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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