i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
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At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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