felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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