at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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