just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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