We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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