K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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