some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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