he thought i was a dude.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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