So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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