Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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