this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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