i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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