Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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