porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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