Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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