I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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