I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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