I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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