Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I touched a dick in church today
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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