Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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