Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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