Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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