Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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