Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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