Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
this will be a night to untag.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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