It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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