It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
There are leaves in my underwear?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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