3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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