he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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