I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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