I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I want to fling myself into the sun
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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