So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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