Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
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You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Oh god it's open bar.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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