Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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