Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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