Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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