I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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