I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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