i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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