don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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