if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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