i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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