Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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