i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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