It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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